Plastic

I'm plastic, how fantastic!?! 

I can't feel a thing....

It's drastic and tragic.....

Something has come over me....

I'm not looking for the fountain of youth..

For there is no such thing....

I'm plastic, how fantastic!?!

You, ageist decrepit thing!

I'm broke the mold long time ago...

And I'm not going back for you to recognize me!