Smiley Face

From an early age I knew I was the greatest living actress to ever hit the stage. Now I'm barely living or acting at all. There's more to the story, and that soon will be told. But at the same hour as I'm sharing this- There is a cock to behold. And suck on and lick and drain that sack, swallow it whole, for this is how you make up for the things you lack. In life and on the casting couch. I didn't get the part in Crouching Hidden Tiger- I was too western for the part. And in My Big Fat Greek Wedding, I found it all insulting, stereotypical, and the script an abortion. So, I returned to what I know best. And that is being a "rent boy". Well a for rent boy. An escort. To the handsome elderly and wealthy. And one day much to my dismay I couldn't get some one aroused.

It was like taking forever. Usually; it's over before it started. But this dick was being stubborn. 

Anyways; I eventually succeeded in my mission to save the world. One dick at a time!

For I make the world a better place. I put a smile on your face. And as for the stage I reserve my kanji and geisha education with all my gentlemen callers