Get your rubbers

"Get your hot dogs!!!"

"Get your weiner!!!

"Get em while their hot!!!" Johnny said.

"Get it before the weekend!"

"I don't want you stank dog, Sir!" She said.

"I don't want that nasty corroded thing!"

"It smells like hollandaise sauce," She said,

"Johnny, why must you persist to annoy me?"

"Alice, I want you to take it up to your spleen 

Just lean over I'll give it you really mean!"

"Oh Johnny,  don't be silly put a rubber on your willy." [ They screwed ] 

And after.... "Get your rubbers, Get it em from my hot M.I.L.F. wife!" Get them before you change your life!"