Gatorade

Quench your thirst on Gatorade

Stomp your feet at the love parade

A misunderstanding of the day

Put on your glitter and high heels on

Strap your leather and collars on

Vynil and fur babies run amock

While kids are dancing on the sidewalk 

But my sperm tastes like Gatorade

A misunderstanding of the day

Muscles and hair and razor burn 

Bumps and lumps, cold sore blues

Teeny shirt and shorts and fur coats

Have you seen the news?

So my sperm tastes like Gatorade

A misunderstanding of the day

Waves your flag today 

My sperm tastes like Gatorade