Zsa Zsa Ooh la la

Haven't been to the other side of the earth 

Yet I'm relatively relentless and I lament

Haven't been to the other side of the earth

Yet I'm painstakingly taking charge

Of my plans to get there so I will reside

Under a coconut tree above my bed 

With coconut milk and coconut oil

To tan my hide by the fireside in hell 

With my friends galore wait a minute

I see her Zsa Zsa Gabor with Tammy Faye eyelashes and diamonds and fur and I decide I need to be her... I emplore you to see reason. She is the one I adore.

I'm her She's me that's the way it's got to be. I feel everything she goes through and then suddenly she changed her eyeshadow. We are no longer kindred spirits so off to heaven I go with no regrets.