Heroes Monsters and Myths

Heroes, monsters and myths,

Can you riddle me this?

You would break your back;

To get in my ass,

But you say I don't have a clit;

Egos, girlfriends and a bitch,

I'm grateful for one ride or die chick

Who owes nothing to me 

Not even a hello

And I'm sure I'm driving her mad and sic

I'm not sick or demented 

Or get my kicks from living vicariously

Through other's lives and I can promise

You it

I'm not the it

I have stamina

And patience

I won't be made fun of in the end

But I need to leave people alone

Because I can wear out my welcome

Truthfully very quick

So I will retire on a glass lemonade

Or some iced tea as as I bump some Safe

And paint with oils or acrylics

I just need to buy a canvas

And release my vision

I better get to it quick

Because I'm lazy and I truly do know it