Trivial Pursuit

Hickory dickery doc

I fell in love with a cock

He crows and rages in the morning time

I think I'm in love with a cop

This time

It might be fire fighter or a soldier 

I can be a damsel in distress

I put on my lipstick 

And I'm already wearing fishnets and heels

But here he comes he is wearing a lace dress....

So off I go to the gym and the grocery store....

To find a new cock 

One that I can adore

Maybe it will be clerk or trainer

Or who knows....

A pizza delivery man at the door

But I swear if I see one more feather

I swear I will pull my sweater 

Over my head and vomit

I've said this all before...

I'll be on the hunt for dick and cock

And condoms and whip cream

But if I see a speck of glitter 

I'll be gone with the quicks

If he mentions Doctor Spock, Doctor

I'll search for another stick

I'll search for a mightier one

One that hopefully doesn't cum too quick

I'll search for another cock

All this for my love for dick

And I don't hesitate to say it