The Lost Boys

The Lost Boys was on my screen...

Last night and I was totally elated...

At first I wanted to go into that comic shop

Then I wanted to live in Santa Clara

Then I wanted to be a platinum blonde

Then I wanted to be a vampire

Then I wanted to be on stage or a sax

And have sex with all that muscle 

Then I fell in love with Michael

And then wanted to be "Star"

Or Jamie Gertz

I wanted it so bad 

I wanted it Fabu until it hurts

But I didn't trust any bitch

I didn't take a sip of blood

I wasn't a lost boy after all

And Grandpa didn't give me a stuffed owl

But that poster of Rob Lowe has always

Been in the back of mind

I guess I'm not that lost

Considering the master vampire died

Everything returned to normal

And I'm not jumping through a TV portal

Electric shock and poofy hair

Mowhawks

Red lips and fangs 

Dangling earrings and come hither stares

It was just so great to see

The boy in me is still alive

And I felt like I was in 1980