There are times

There are times I wish I was painted by Picasso. Caravaggio or Matisse. I wish was painted by Lempicka or Druer. Also by Kahlo and O'Keefe. There are times I wish I was a Warhol or painted by Dali. There are times I wish I was hanging in the Louvre. 

I paint but it's nothing by comparison, I wish I was hanging the Louvre. 

I'd be happy at MoMA or the Met.

I'd be happy if Magritte painter me.

There are times I wish I could model 

for Marylin Minter. A stunning photo of my lips and eyes. My nose would dominate the whole scene. There are times I wish I was painted by Picasso. Caravaggio or Matisse. And quench my vanity.