The Progressive

I've sailed a thousand ships

I've never crashed into yours

Blue green wish window ocean seas

Mountain cliffs and tops and peaks

Bottomed out at the throb of the anchor

Pride is Heaven or the devil you'll see

This is who I am inevitably

You can like it or not, honey

You can love me or leave me baby

Because I'm not gonna stop dahling

As you follow me and everything I do 

Sweetie, what is your meaning?

What are you all about?

You got caught up just like that

Living a lie you are totally a fraud

I am the original 5-4-3-2-1

This is who I am unabashedly bold

Undeniably ice cold but I thaw very quickly

Sometimes I melt and other times

I break into pieces

I need Midori sours, Lemon Drops and jello

For my rotten teeth in my front side

I need my Versace and Gaultier and Gucci

For my ever so curvaceous body

And my backside

I need love and acceptance

Purpose and understanding

I need some blow sniff scratch and cash

I need a big fat .... 

In my big fat ....

I've sailed a thousand ships 

Now I need to get married

When I want to sail more ships

At the sea I will be buried