A tribe of thirteen

I took a bite of the apple so long ago

I've been looking for my lover 

To thank him for his hard work 

On my low dips and swoops

I'm bending on knees

God created Adam and Eve 

Or you thought so 

God created Adam and Steve 

Told us to use our butts

And our fronts 

And maybe we'd have babies

I've been moving my butt and my front 

But sadly no baby

If I only took more bites of the apple

Maybe I'd have more protein

Maybe if I bit the tree of life

I'd live longer and more successfully

Steve passed a while ago

God gave him a halo

He died with my front up his butt 

I gave him some apple juice

I apologize for the late delivery

He gave me his pearls and wood belt

I wrapped it around me

That's how I became your Momma 

And your Daddy

God created Adam and Eve

God created Adam and Steve

God created a tribe of thirteen

God has truly blessed me