MY AGE

MY FACE HAS CHANGED WITH EVERY YEAR/ I GET OLDER/ YOU REMIND ME/  I SEE WRINKLES ON MY FACE/ AND I'M PROUD OF THEM/ MY HAIR HAS FALLEN OUT/ I DO HAVE A BELLY/ I STILL GET ATTENTION/ I WEAR TOM FORD AND WHEN I GO FOR WALKS/ MY FEET ARE SMELLY/ I LIKE MY ANGRY CAT LOVED BAG BY GUCCI/ I SEE THE OTHER BAGS/ THEY CARRY/ I LAUGH/ GIRLS CAN GET SCARY/THEY ARE ONLY INTERESTED IN WHO CAN TAKE CARE OF THEM/ TRUST ME I KNOW/I HAVE FRIENDS/ THEY LACK IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY/ THAT'S WHY I SLEEP WITH THEIR MEN/ WHILE I PRETEND IM THEIR BEST FRIEND/ I KNEW AT AN EARLY AGE/ I WAS THE GREATEST ACTOR/ I BELONGED ON A STAGE/ NEXT TO NAOMI/ I STILL HAVE MY WAYS/I'M AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL/ I LIKE  TO GET FINGERED LIKE A GENIE IN A BOTTLE/DON'T YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR/ THIS DIALOGUE FOR YOUR NEXT PARTY OR THE WATER COOLER/ IS IT OK TO SAY GAY OR WILL THAT BE TABOO TONIGHT OR TOMORROW/ I FOLLOWED THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD/ YOU ARE SENSITIVE/ I WATCHED IDRIS ELBA AND MICHAEL FASSBENDER IN THE MOVIES/ I'M IN LOVE WITH THEM/ MY FACE HAS CHANGED/ COULD IT BE MY AGE/ THIS GENERATION IS THE ODDEST ONE/ DO YOU THINK THERE WILL BE A FUTURE/ I'M LEAVING THE FOUNDATION THE BLUEPRINT FOR THE NEXT GREATEST STAR/ MY FACE HAS CHANGED WITH EVERY YEAR/ I GET OLDER/ YOU REMIND ME/ I SEE WRINKLES ON MY FACE/AND IM PROUD OF THEM/ MY HAIR HAS FALLEN OUT/ I DO HAVE A BELLY/ I STILL GET ATTENTION/ I WEAR TOM FORD/ I STILL GO FOR MY WALKS/ THEN MY FEET ARE SMELLY/ I LOOK WITH LUST AT DAVID GIUNTOLI/ BUT THEN YOU REMIND ME OF MY AGE/ I GET SO HOPELESS THEN SAY FUCK IT/ MAYBE ILL THROW MYSELF AT HIM/ AND HE'LL BE RECEPTIVE AND WELL HAVE A NUPTIAL/AN OLD MAN CAN DREAM/ IM WRITING YOUR OBITUARY/HOPE IT'S TODAY/YOU WILL FEEL THE SAME AS ME/ WHEN YOU GET TO MY AGE/ I'M LIKE THE PERFECT TEACHER AND YES, I'M GAY/ I'VE BEEN ALIVE FOR CARTER AND REAGAN/ BUSH AND THE CLINTONS/ GORE/ W. OBAMA/ DONALD J. TRUMP/ JOE AND KAMALA/OPRAH AND ANGELINA/ NICOLE AND MADONNA/ WHOOPI GOLDBERG/ ANGELA BASSETT ROCKS! LIKE MARY J. BLIGE SAID NO MORE DRAMA!